Who Can Open the Gate ? Profile of Breeds!

This story takes place in a big pasture, filled with all different kinds of horses. A question has just been asked amid the herd: "Who can open the gate?" Here's what they say ...

Lipizzaner: "No need for opening it! When are you all going to learn how to fly?!"

Thoroughbred: "Let's wait for the gate to open - when the bell rings!"

Paint: "Yeah, what he said! Na na na na na na!

Arabian: "You'll have to get somebody else to do it. My nails aren't dry!"

Quarter Horse: "Maybe if I push on it with my hindquarters, I could open it?"

Standardbred: "Pity on all of you. I'll figure it out. Just give me some time."

Polo Pony: "Wait a minute ... let me get my stick and give it a few whacks."

Shetland Pony: "Let me at it! I'll break the stupid thing and then you all can get outta my face."

Mules: "Oh, let's just pack it in and call it a day."

Saddlebred: "Now, now. I'll open it, if someone could help me with my shoes!"

Friesian: "I'll do it! But do you think it will mess up my hair?"

Mustang: "What's a gate?"

Belgian: "Step back! You all aren't strong enough to do it. I'll do it. Oh, but what if I break it?"

Morgan: "There, there. I'll do it for you. No need to have such a big fit. Peace be with all of you. Is there anything else I could do for you after I get done with the gate?"

Appaloosa: "Oh, hush all of you! Ya big bunch of sissies. No one is leaving 'till I say so."

Percheron: "I already opened the gate while you all have been arguing! I even went down the next row and opened all the other gates. So it'll be a while before I have to listen to all of you argue again!"

Happy Trails,

Michael Ketner

Buckaroo Equine Services, LLC
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